#MARK TWAIN QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FULL#

“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world.” “The lack of money is the root of all evil.” “A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.” “Buy land, they’re not making it anymore.” Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.” “Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.” “Do something everyday that you don’t want to do this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.” Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.” It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.” “When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. “Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.” “Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.” “When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.”īut when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” “Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.”

#MARK TWAIN QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FULL#

“To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” “The fear of death follows from the fear of life.Ī man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” “A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” “Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.” “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.” “Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.” “I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.” This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” “Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.” Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. “Only two things we’ll regret on deathbed – that we are a little loved and little traveled.” “Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.” “Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” “The truth must be served like a coat, and not thrown in the face like a wet towel.”

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” “The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.”

Mark twain quotes about life